batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)I dream that one day Steve Martin and Martin Short find their perfect third named Short Steve to complete the circle.
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perfectly balanced as all things should be
Flaming Cheeto@batkaren maybe CGI AI Chevy Chase. Then you could turn him off between takes
David Anson@batkaren As a fan of “Only Murders in the Building“, I wonder if we can get Selena Gomez to change her name to “Short Steve”?
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@batkaren Changing my name to Steve and I’m 4’11”
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Jack Eastman@batkaren Group theory tells us that bound states such as <Steve, anti-Short> must exist
Edan Osborne 🇺🇦🇵🇸♾️@batkaren I don't know about Short Steve, but there's a retired ice hockey player called Steve Short.
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