Since we moved here two years ago, my husband and I have been obsessed with a mini horse who lives a couple miles up the road. We'll see him standing in his little paddock, particularly on cold, rainy days, looking miserable and bedraggled. At first, we would think, "Oh no, look at that poor creature, standing out in the sleet!" And then we'd see that his barn door was wide open five feet away from where he was standing, so apparently he loves nasty weather.

Yesterday, I was riding my bike home, and I saw the mini horse in his yard with a person! I called over, "Can I say hi to your horse?" and the person kindly introduced me to the horse and the horse's brother, who is a corgi.

The horse's winter coat is coming in, and he was being a jerk about getting groomed. He nibbled on my hand and then bit me. He is just as magical and grumpy as I imagined. I love him and I would do anything for him.

BIG NEWS ABOUT THE MINI HORSE

Today, as I was biking home, I saw that the mini horse was out in his pasture. I called out to him, and he looked up, and whinnied.

I want you to imagine what a perfect little fairy tale pony's melodic whinny would sound like.

Now I want you to imagine the opposite of that, because that's what the mini horse sounded like.

After a bit of back-and-forth of me saying hi and the mini horse whinnying back like a weird little sheep gremlin, he capered away and went to tell his dad all about our encounter.

#MiniHorse

@tapirgirl this just reminds me of how one of the ways that koalas stop being cute once you learn anything about them is that their vocalizations range from shrieks to belches without any stops in the world of cute animal sounds
@tapirgirl Cute in the mind is enough. Lovely little mini horse stories!