CDRMITTENSI will go first, a stealth tank
CarbonIceDragonIts only stealthy at night (they just painted it black)
YeatherThey forgot to take the LED lights off.
uisIt’s to be stealthy during day
InfiniteFlowA rifle scope that can see through walls.
BombOmOmBut cannot see through air.
You win
It has a negative magnification: it’s a fisheye lens.
My personal winner
Fisheye lens is fractional magnification, negative magnification is mirror
Thanks for the correction!
It only works if it’s pointed toward Chernobyl
Granted. The scope can see though a wall after you penetrate it with bullets.
You can see through more than walls, you can see through everything! …so all you can see is the empty void
Captain AggravatedRifle can’t shoot through walls.
it’s AI controlled
The AI watched The Iron Giant and loved it.
CassaThat’s a downside - imagine an AI that can’t draw trying to differenciate between a friend of foe. it just shoots everyone and their cat
Tay is back, bitches, and she has a a heavy autoloading cannon
An APC that only needs the power of the sun to run; no fuels.
It can only move 1 inch per hour.
The battery for the solar panels is so big, there’s only space for a driver and one passenger
Armored Person Carrier
It needs the power of the whole Sun
Solar panels are not armored.
Granted. It’s a wagon train.
It needs an actual sun inside.
It’s a plug in hybrid and silent like a Prius under 5mph.
It uses a standard US household wall plug (hard wired to the vehicle), and is extremely loud above 5mph.
US household wall plug
Now this is evil
It takes 23hrs to get 1hr drive time
redcalciumMax reverse speed is also capped at 5mph.
Max rollback before automatic brake application of 5mm
A sword that appears in your hand whenever you need it, and then disappears again when you don’t.
I appears while being held by the blade.
DampCanaryWeren’t origianl knight longswords held by blade?
If it’s not factual blame Bones heard it from them.
ryannathans“Half swording” I think is the term you are looking for
really, thanks noce trivia to know
I only remember Bones wielding it, I think they go in more details there.
Also there’s oberhau, where you grab the blad with both hands and beat your opponent to death with the crossguard like a giant hammer
That sounds metal as fuck. And highly retarded
If it’s stupid and it works, it’s still stupid
Just make sure to wear gloves
In appears IN your hand, ripping your muscles and tearing your skin
Your hand ends up looking like you played with super glue and fireworks
Also, you can only summon it twice before you run out of hands
Heh, also you don’t “summon” it… it appears whenever you need it.
*whenever it thinks you need it.
Like when you want to spread mayonnaise making a sandwich and can’t find a knife.
An army of hive-mind cats.
Tear gas has been converted to cat nip gas.
skulblakaThe plan works perfectly. You are not in charge of the hive mind.
It’s nap time… it’s always nap time.
I just want to express my desire for an army of attack cats trained to attack anything designated by laser poin er…designator
nukeBe the change you wish to see in the world
Good news, I have a prototype.
They’re all still behave like a normal cat.
Is it somehow different from regualr cats?
NeatoIt can pierce through any armor.
But only if no one is wearing it.
But only the armor. Bullet passes through helmet, stops when it hits skull.
Use machinegun to cut holes in tanks and throw grenades in them
The ejection of the carriage kills the gunner, every reload.