Mastodawn

You will certainly not regret

Two is not filling enough

Try switching to Guiness

Guiness is actually a light beer. About the same calories as bud light. It just looks heavy because the grains are dark roasted

That’s why I look heavy too.

You just dark roasted yourself

Almost burnt myself.

Actually, it the nitrogen that is used for carbonation as opposed to CO2. Give it a much more velvety mouth feel.