@RikerGoogling makes the writing better

@RikerGoogling Fewer embarrassing questions about being single

@RikerGoogling you get +1 beard and n+1 comments on said beard, also +0.001 chin armor

@RikerGoogling
When one strokes the beard thusly  one appears more intellectual.

@RikerGoogling Helps to identify evil twins.

@RikerGoogling no more questions when you go home to visit family.

@RikerGoogling More sex. I did the research in my own lab.