DJDarrenEyes down for #TOTP, lads!
Never knew Mark Zuckerberg played keys for the Happy Clappers before embarking on a career as an evil billionaire. #TOTP
I preferred McGuire when he was homeless on Eastenders. #TOTP
I posted this same joke last week, but I don’t care. #TOTP
I fucking love Enya. Effortlessly became Ireland’s biggest selling female musician, then fucked off to her castle in the countryside to settle down with her money. #TOTP
This is unironically my favourite Madonna era. Just good quality tunes that kinda make you feel like you’re on holiday in Spain. #TOTP
The Beautiful South are great. Paul Heaton is a top fella. #TOTP
Someone needs to edit Jarvis into this video. #TOTP
Of course, nowadays people would be giving Jacko shit for flying all over the place in a private jet while preaching about saving the planet.
Or he’d be in jail for noncing. #TOTP
I never much cared for this track, and now I know it was written by Bono I get why. #TOTP
It’s a shame they never play that Meat Loaf video. #TOTP
A nation screams “fuck OFF” at their tellies. #TOTP
Heather Smalls: human saxophone #TOTP
I remember this song being the one to shake my resolve that Oasis were the better band. It’s just such a beautiful track.
Also, I’ve never noticed until now that Damon is fully channeling Malcolm MacDowell in A Clockwork Orange. #TOTP
Fuck off, Cunting, you shithouse. #TOTP
We’re entering The Boy Zone #TOTP
The RUBBERBANDITS : BOYZONE | Republic of Telly
This is fucking boring. #TOTP
It’s fashionable to hate Bono, which is right and proper. #TOTP
I remember this Bjork track coming out, and it confused me entirely.
Like, she was the one who did Big Time Sensuality, then suddenly she’s doing this, and I couldn’t wrap my head around it.
With hindsight mind, it’s properly great. #TOTP
All that said, I suppose this was a harbinger of the weird shit that Bjork would go on to be involved in. She’s an artist whose medium is sound. #TOTP
Ok. I like this track. No, I love it.
But Campbell, it ain’t thrash or punk. It’s groovy as fuck alt pop, but it ain’t thrash or punk. #TOTP
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