The "Book386" (a Hand386 in the Book8088 case) that I've long wanted was just released (called the Pocket 386)! https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805356267711.html
@polpo totally portable
@vga256 @polpo You might think you're joking but back around 1998 Toshiba Librettos with this spec used to sell for about ten times the price.
@cstross @vga256 @polpo My pocket PC is my phone.¹

Sure, its UI is a bit fiddly to use, but by the standards of when the Libretto was new, it's practically a supercomputer.

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¹ Well, OK, my
tablet. I actually use my "phone" more as a cellular modem than anything else.