I’m all for unique and clear identifiers for everything, including people, but jesus christ, imagine yourself in elementary school having a weird name. Why would parents choose a hard mode for their progeny?

Let me introduce you to Marijuana Pepsi:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana_Pepsi_Vandyck

The kicker is her siblings have normal names.

Now I’m really curious about how people call her in day-to-day life.