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@MrLovenstein IDK... in my opinion, a spouse who is a keeper would be more like: "ONLY 2000 WHEELS? Why so few?"

@MrLovenstein ✨ FUN FACT 🧀 : buying 20 tonnes of cheese is the main plot in of one of the most famous book in the Dutch language!

(quite surprisingly its Flemish and not Dutch)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_(novel)

Cheese (novel) - Wikipedia

@MrLovenstein You don't understand! They're an investment. They store value! AND THEY'RE DELICIOUS!
@tezoatlipoca @MrLovenstein only a lot of them appear to have been partially consumed already.

@MrLovenstein more like over-camembert am I right ppl? 😃

I'll go outside by myself.

@MrLovenstein 2,000 wheels of cheese that have been lugged over rough terrain by some adventurer.
@eyrea @MrLovenstein I mean the cheese magically never goes bad. So.. not a bad purchase.
@MrLovenstein he's waiting for the long game
@MrLovenstein Adventures in Ruining the Economy
@MrLovenstein We only ask "how much for the cheese?", but never "how is the shopkeeper?" 😔
@binette @MrLovenstein True, sometimes they just need some hugs 😭

@MrLovenstein
I love thinking about how D&D fantasy worlds work from other perspectives.

This reminds me of this gem from Rat Queens vol 4.

Also, I highly suggest watching Delicious in Dungeon, basically a comedy based on a dungeon crawl for fans of the old Dragon Magazine series on Monster Ecologies. Why go back to the surface for food when you can eat what you kill?

Delicious in Dungeon - Wikipedia

@MrLovenstein you should add alt-text to your comic posts :) many people on mastodon use it, and many others only share things that have it because of that
@MrLovenstein with all that cheese, you’d be set for life on deliciousness