Mastodawn

rule

except the options are:

I’ll take the smaller cliff

both will kill you instantly on impact tho

Then I’d vote for the bigger cliff, just to be sure

I’d punch the driver and slam the brakes but to each their own

I’d just take my teleport machine and zvoom out of there

I think that’s called “accelerationism”. Though that might be when you tell the driver to go faster

Going off a cliff or going off a cliff but they’ll put some nice tunes on the radio while we die.