Americans: you know. green. like money

Rest of the world: ???

@eniko I'm still low-key pissed off that we've never gotten cool modern plastic money, and now we never will, since cash is increasingly irrelevant.
@glassbottommeg @eniko You mean you don’t just have a pile of temporary Visa cards with unknown amounts of money from various rebate services that you sometimes treat as mystery value bills when buying things? 😆