You know you’re a redneck when…

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You know you’re a redneck when… - sh.itjust.works

Will someone explain what I’m not country enough to understand
I think they’re lamps made out of beer bottles (just with no lightbulbs installed yet, they’d sit in the top).

For a minute I thought these were carbonation savers, special caps for fizzy wines that make it so they don’t lose to much bubbles over night.

Which didn’t catch me as very redneck

Light beer lights.
The bottles are also two of our most common, cheap beers, which can be found everywhere but are strongly associated with low-brow party culture (tailgating, barbecues, etc).