Welp, good thing I’m voting third party again. Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich doesn’t need my help.

Donald Trump thanks you for your support.

Well, I don’t support him in the least. But you think I do, so there’s that.

By not voting you’re helping to elect whoever you prefer less. Voting for a realistic candidate is one of those shitty adult responsibilities.

By not voting you’re helping to elect whoever you prefer less.

only votes for a candidate help elect that candidate.

Demonstrably untrue, splitting the vote always helps the other party despite casting no additional votes for their candidate.

splitting the vote

the narrative of vote splitting presumes i would ever vote for your candidate. i wouldn’t. if any splitting is happening, it’s that you won’t vote for my candidate, and when i phrase it like that you will see how silly it is.

only a vote for a candidate helps that candidate. a vote for any candidate is a vote against all other candidates.

a vote for any candidate is a vote against all other candidates.

That is simply not the political reality we find ourselves in.