What animal could you take in a fight?

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What animal could you take in a fight? - Lemmy.World

Do you get immediate medical treatment after, and is it free?
Assuming you’re not American, yes.

Yeah but we Americans get to use as many guns as we can carry on our person.

I guess +guns and -healthcare makes us the glass cannons of the man vs beast challenge!

You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun.

And if animals don’t have guns + gun training :D.

I don’t mean necessarily like monkeys, I’m envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems.

We don’t need guns. We’re developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink.

Humans: [get inked from orbit]

The squids: It was the only way to be sure.