Fun story for y’all.

I used to drink a lot of milk. I was a constipated teen. I took a shit one day, and to say it was anything short of awe aspiring wouldn’t do it justice. This thing was one solid thick rod sticking out of the water.

I called my stepdad to check it out. Naturally, he was so surprised he had to tell Mum to come over. A few minutes later we’ve got a whole family of six in a bathroom admiring my turd.

My stepdad claims to have uploaded it to ratemypoo.com, but there is no way I’m going to sift though that nightmare of a site to find it.

This day I learned our family was not normal.