Julie WebgirlMar 22, 2024

I predict Bezos will buy TikTok.

Buying things off of TikTok is more reliable than buying off of Amazon.

Surprised?

TikTok vendors HAVE to send your item out within a set very short time period and returns are the same.

Amazon just does whatever the fuck it wants and keeps your money as long as it can.

Y'all think it's about spying and China and social media bs. No. It's about commerce and CONTROL of it.

Mark my words.

Show thread`Da Elf
@juliewebgirl And years from now, it too will fall to enshitification.
Mar 22, 2024 at 7:14pmWeb
Show threadJulie WebgirlMar 22, 2024

@elfin

Well. Within a year if Bezos buys it. He can fast track #enshitification like nobody's business.
#FuckBezos

Show thread`Da ElfMar 22, 2024
@juliewebgirl ... TRUE That.
Show threadJulie WebgirlMar 22, 2024
@elfin
Kinda wanted to see your rant er.. explanation on how possible blocking them is :D
Show thread`Da ElfMar 22, 2024

@juliewebgirl At the US (and most laughably, State) borders?

Dear Magical Thinking GOP:

*Sing it with me Steve Martin ... ya'll join in too*

🎵 It's just imPOSSible, like trying to fly a camel through the eye of a needle, it's just IMpossiBLE, like trying to stick a Cadillac, up your nose ...🎵