my love language is manually deleting all the tracking bullshit from a link before i text it to you
apparently

(muting this now, as i’m officially full up on software/plugin/browser recommendations from people who don’t follow me)

(as shakespeare once said, life is a highway)

@beep but ethan you haven’t allowed me to talk about arc the best brows…[gets yanked off the internet by a comically large cane]