"as a user, I want to see 'as a user' as a prefix to justify all kinds of things I'd never actually want, including being called a 'user'"
@garrett AS A product owner
I WANT TO see this is done BEOD
SO THAT upper management is happy.

@tymwol @garrett "As a product manager, I would like my users to be able to ..."

(Actual ticket from our product manager)