How ofter do you get physical with your coworkers? - sh.itjust.works

bc I swear every day im being hit or slapped or groped or pinched and its not just one coworker doing this, its like half of them. Just today I was slapped by a coworker in front of a customer for throwing a bottle of water at his face 😒. Curious how much this goes on at your workplaces. and no Im not being abused im just being a shit ass at work