hastingsmothmanIf Barbara Cauliflower is reading this, I would like to be considered as the next #JamesBond.
There is no reason why he can't be 1.61m, 56kg, greying at the temples and have a penchant for tea and the odd jaffa cake.
I will however require a body double for any scenes of "secksual" nature with ladies, and I will not brandish a weapon on screen. But I can raise an eyebrow like Roger Moore and I can be a mardy old git like Timothy Dalton.
Call me!