rule - Blåhaj Lemmy

i would kill for a setup like this

Are you making fun of my akshent, Blofeld?
I can’t hear you over all the pumps running.
Looks cool but nope. I would kick my legs to the front one day, either punching a hole into the fishtank in front of me, or tipping it over. I need my leg space.
Water change day would be Nightmare.
RIP Sir Connery
I’d bang my knees into the tank and upset the fish so often if I had a desk like this. It’s a good thing I don’t
I feel like I wouldn’t bang into it, but logistically speaking this would be a nightmare to upkeep
It’s a good thing we’re finally setting past conflicts behind us and just having a normal, pleasant conversation. Thank you.
i world rock that setup if and ONLY if someone else is doing the maintenance.

Don’t you mean you’d krill for this setup?

No, no, don’t assist me, I’ll make my way to the guillotine promptly.

I’m sure you mean gillotine
Nah, that makes a mess. Better to only break internals so all the gunk stays inside. Better for the compost heap that way too.
Rip to all the fish who lost their lives for this setup
OHMYGODDAD You’re embarrassing me in front of my friends! 🤣
Hope it’s a concrete floor.
Yeah, an abstract floor won’t hold anything up…

Put robotic, LEGO blahaj in the tanks

Feed your enemies to it if they annoy you

I’ll put a real blahaj in there :)
I know what I must do…

“I need to clean the tank, let me move all of the stuff on the desk off”

“oh no, someone dropped something hard on my desk, now my entire office is destroyed”

This is one of those rich person bullshit things that only make sense if you can hold starvation over someone else to make them maintain it.

only make sense if you can hold starvation over someone else to make them maintain it.

Oh good grief.

Yeah um nobody cleans up after rich people because it’s fun. Dunno how you think the world works but they do it to eat.
Life is full of surprise. For example, I didn’t expect the stupidest thing I’d read all week to be in this post’s comments.
So people can see I’m not wearing any pants? No thank you.
How’d you get a picture of my house?