I am now having visions of a very displeased Liz Truss being ceremonially introduced to the ancient and honourable Yorkshire sport of ferret legging on the floor of the House.

@cstross

Truss: Mr Speaker, the Right Honourable Shadow Minister for Puddings has put a ferret down his trousers, this is a gross breach of Parliamentary procedure.

Right Honourable Shadow Minister for Puddings: Oh, nowww you want some decorum in politics.