I went to the expensive grocery store. I had to keep working the entire time. When I went to my usual store after work, I’d have to wait in line to enter the store just to find out the horders bought everything again. The horders didn’t go to the expensive store, so I didn’t have to wait in line and most of the time I could find everything I needed.

I bought a house 6 months before lockdown.

I bought a super huge pack of charmin toilet paper at BJs. My ex bought a super huge pack of charmin toilet paper at BJs.

We had a laugh about all of our toilet paper.

As a joke I bought 2 more huge packs, because we had room and it was an inside joke. Then lockdown happened.

Toilet paper became a commodity.

I JUST (December 27th to be precise) ran out of the pre-covid toilet paper stocks we had.