Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.

https://lemmy.ca/post/17502564

Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie. - Lemmy.ca

Punchline goes in the comments
Post your own joke then it can
Or in the description (just not the title)
Han eats fast. Such a greedo.
And I thought the roasted Porg was dark.

After a long empirial advertising campaign, Porg is the other white meat.

Eat the light side, join the dark side.

chewie groaning noises

That was actually really good, though

I was always just confused as to why Solo had a partner.
Two sentence horror
But I thought he liked chewie…