Lam E. over phone: "Hey, mom, you know how Spark E. and I are both adopted?"

Mom: "Yes, dear."

Lam E.: "Do you think Spark E. might be part hummingbird?"

Mom: "Hummingbird?! Are you joking?"

Lam E.: "Of course I am, but all the same, have you seen how much sugar he puts in his coffee?"

#furryskit