Definition:

Conspiracy Theory

- A belief that the overwhelming consensus of the scientific community, who have spent their lives researching the subject, missed something you figured out in two minutes due to your superior Google researching skills.

@MeanwhileinCanada Conspiracy theory is a dysphemism. Conspiracy theories can be accurate or not.
@Apfel @MeanwhileinCanada My favorite conspiracy theory is that the CIA coined the term conspiracy theory to discredit conspiracy theories.