Definition:

Conspiracy Theory

- A belief that the overwhelming consensus of the scientific community, who have spent their lives researching the subject, missed something you figured out in two minutes due to your superior Google researching skills.

@MeanwhileinCanada
But it all makes sense, because their livelihood depends on it.
That's why they all agree, because they're afraid to speak out.
It's not because I'm dead wrong. Can't be!