At least he’s getting protein.

The Republican more affordable alternative to Obamacare.

He’s speaking Indian ?

this is cerified internet funeral material

21st century grind

You know is an old meme for the lack of microplastics

Oh, that’s part of the McDonald’s patent on happy meals.

Competitive eating pros have refined the process to strengthen their constitution down to a standard daily routine.

Anyone born after 1983 can’t cook. All they know is charge they phone…

How to introduce electric field lines to your seven year old.

Jimmy recently developed a strange habit of tying strings to words and putting the ends of the strings in his mouth

This is why moms have to wash kids’ mouths out with soap

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Me, but the arrows are going in the opposite direction.

But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction – Chemical X

“Probably the best burrito ive ever had. Unfortunately got food poisoning but it was almost worth it 3/5”

Is this how you get tapeworms in your brain?

US food?

Easily remembered as Piuuf.

YUMMY!