New Orleans police evidence room overrun by rodents, officials say: "The rats are eating our marijuana"

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New Orleans police evidence room overrun by rodents, officials say: "The rats are eating our marijuana" - Lemmy.World

The headquarters of the New Orleans Police Department is in such a state of decay that rats are eating drugs in the evidence room, the department’s chief said.

This might be the dog ate my homework police edition

“The rats are eating our marijuana. They’re all high,” NOPD Chief Anne Kirkpatrick testified at a city Criminal Justice Committee meeting on Monday.

Far fuckin’ out, squea- I mean, man!

Their marijuana? Are they claiming to be the owners of marijuana? I think they should be arrested of that’s the case.
No, you see it’s okay when cops do it. Speed, drive while looking at their cellphones laptops, park anywhere they want, possess cannabis, murder innocent people, it’s all good bro, and why are you so upset? calm down the supreme court said they can, that makes it okay.
Sure. “The Rats”.
Misspelling of “pigs”.
Just the marijuana? Hmmmm…
Riiiiight, the rats ate it. Gotcha.