Mastodawn

Milker rule

I checked to see if the article is real. It is! It’s pretty weird and unhinged.

Unless you're a hungry baby, drinking milk on its own is unsettling behaviour.

Wtf I thought vice was a journalism website, this feels more like a buzzfeed article

Sorry if you’ve timed jumped or reality wrapped. You have my sympathy

Here in the darkest timeline, BuzzFeed is actually the height of journalism

Sorry if you’ve timed jumped or reality wrapped. You have my sympathy

Here in the darkest timeline, BuzzFeed is actually the height of journalism