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GhostalmediaWe can get dumber
TimeNaanGuy looks exactly as I would’ve imagined him.
Needs more tattoos to be a proper Paulie D.
I can hear him saying, “of course it will be fine” with a tone that implies questioning the fineness was the stupidest thing he’s ever heard, because he thinks projecting confidence works for anything just like it works for tricking people that he knows things he really doesn’t.
And then there’s a good chance he acts like there was no way anyone could see the result coming once it’s clear that it isn’t, in fact, fine.
EdibleFriendYou can just tell that dumb motherfucker is trying to explain what actually went wrong
How American do you need to be to drive directly on the beach
ShakeThatYamTbf, there are American beaches known for being drivable. Specifically, Daytona Beach.
Maybe it’s not a good idea to drive even on a drivable beach?
It’s kind of their whole thing though. It’s how NASCAR got started. Without it, it would kill a large part of their tourism.
Flying SquidThat photo is somewhat disappointing due the the lack of a douchebag vanity plate.
rustyfishStupidity ages like a fine wine. Give it a couple of more years and you will be surprised about your ability to bend the concept of rational thinking.
“They’re watering crops with a sports drink?”
We can only hope there’s another billionaire on board
That was such a great spectacle
Just wait. That sea air is gonna do wonders for that trucks brick’s complexion.
It’s a design problem？
Dr. WeskerYes. Design say vehicles allowed, but detruck get stuck.
Yes. The problem is Elon Musk designed it.
Sort of. As I understand it, the main issues with the cyber truck’s offroading capability are its weight (it weighs a LOT more than even a large pickup due to being an EV) and the fact that you can’t replace the tires with something more suitable for your intended terrain.
In this case, I think the main issue is the weight on a very soft surface.
Does the cyberstuck have special tyres too? That’s just hilariously dumb
Cyberstuck
Fuck. That is a much better title.
You can still change it! No one will notice it!
Maybe they could try this (before going on the beach)?
In all seriousness track retrofits tend to do really poorly outside of snow.
OK, in the end, I won’t install them on my Gen 2 Prius. Thanks for the tip!
You can get them on UTVs (side-by-sides). They also suck there, because if you try to reverse over something you can pretty much rip the track off
An argo, dollar for dollar, is the best thing to take into the bush.
This Argo? (was the first link in the
argo car search)
Sweet, looks like an all terrain golf cab
They should’ve used this
I want one to park it in my narrow one-way street that the municipality won’t close to traffic because they hate pedestrians!
baylife
What am I looking at? Should I conclude that Cybertruck is a bad off-road vehicle, or that sand is an unsuitable surface for driving, or both?
Yes both
Mostly that the driver is an absolute muppet. Sand like that is so soft you sink to your ankles walking in it, the truck never stood a chance.
Please don’t denigrate the muppets like that. Muppets are cool. This guy is not.
An F-150 weighs just over 4,000 pounds. A Cybertruck weighs nearly 7,000.
That’s a lot of weight pushing into the soft sand.
This isn’t true. Many higher trim F150s (bigger cab, 4wd, luxury interior) weigh over 6000lbs. Only the smallest, cheapest ones used for work vehicles are on the 4000lb range. Not defending the Cybertruck, but repeating false info doesn’t help.
The 2023 F150 King Ranch Super Crew has a curb weight of 4,912 pounds. The Cybertruck is nearly a ton heavier.
It’s not an unfair to explain that being heavy affects traction in the sand, and batteries weigh a freaking ton. In the case of the F150 Lightning, for instance, the battery is 1800 pounds, and it’s pretty close to the Tesla in weight.
Side note: the King Ranch Super Crew sounds like a range of chicken burgers.
Some of the trims listed here are 5800 lbs: www.ford.com/trucks/f150/2023/…/f150-limited/
If you look at the f250, some are over 7500lbs: www.ford.com/trucks/super-duty/models/f250-xlt/
2023 Ford F-150® Limited Truck | Model Details & Specs
The 2023 Ford F-150® Limited Truck features a 3.5L EcoBoost® V6 Engine & front bucket seats with center flow-through console & unique Multicontour Leather with Active Motion®. Add Pro Power Onboard in 2.0kW, 2.4kW or 7.2kW. View pricing & packages.
Sure, if you intentionally try to make it as heavy as possible, it’s only a thousand pounds lighter.
Or you go for the F250 and reach into a completely different class of vehicle it can get heavier.
I bet a Navy destroyer weighs even more!
repeating false info doesn’t help.
Only the smallest, cheapest ones used for work vehicles
So, the only cases where using F150 is even justified?
Maybe I’m misunderstanding what’s being said here, but it’s pretty surreal hearing someone explain how their pickup truck is too big to be useful as a work vehicle.
Most big trucks are big because they have more interior passenger room. They’re essentially vans/SUVs with a small, useless bed that’s purely for looks. Only smaller trucks have a bed of usable size.
A tragedy of the greatest magnitude. How many of them have to be washed ashore until we do something?
I’m not saying this never happens, because it sure does, but something about this picture is off
The tire tracks make zero sence.
pjwestin
I stand corrected
Step-Elon I’m stuck!
A wave od horror washing over me as I realize these idiots can afford a Cybertruck while I can only have an old beater.
wealth and stupidity come hand in hand in many, many cases.
I think this is partially because in order to make a lot of money in most cases you have to fuck someone else over and never have it occur to you thats what you’re doing. Like if you find out you can buy t-shirts for €1, then you go to your neighbor and tell them they can have a t-shirt for the low price of €30 (and manage not to feel bad about that) you’re a successful businessman and a pilliar of the community.
And if you can get someone to even do the part of finding the $1 t-shirts for another $1 instead of you doing any work, you are a job creator.
And then another person to do the selling for $2 of profit they can have
TurtleJoeCyber truck buyers are Elon worshipping tech bros, which means that they think they are smarter and better than everybody else. This leads to acts of hubris like the above picture, which are obviously very stupid and easy to see coming, but these types of people think, “I am very smart and know exactly what I am doing at all times. This will be fine, because I am doing it.”
Why don’t you buy a Cybertruck on a loan and pay monthly installments? Better yet, put it on your credit card and push the debt into the future.
Oh, maybe because you’re not nuts. Drive that old beater until it dies.