Mastodawn

Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions.

Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven’t written a single line of code in half of these languages

The line between problem and solution for C should be 30 miles long.

…with 19 bugs 9 of which are exploitable.

And one bug that one person found once but is not reproducible

So the developers claim, but the users still encounter it, and the bug report stays open for 22 years … possibly more.

Why must you hurt me this way.