First of all, if I can no longer tell the kids,

"Turn off the lights, I'm not Rockefeller here,"

then you've erased my main job as a pain in the ass father.

Second, turn off the lights!
#ItsEasyBeingGreen

https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/ask-wirecutter-turn-off-the-lights/?fbclid=IwAR0pkAvb_x0TEYO6qmybrbVBWiXmiZTnjJwBwKbOJFl1deh9grUH8TWkzTk&smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur