GorkSolving the Trolley Problem, the 🦅 🇺🇲 🦅 American® Way™ 🦅🇺🇲🦅
I unironically will.
and you will too, once you get away from your edgy “America bad” phase.
Some people have to believe they’re the good guy so badly that they’ll kill hundreds of thousands of people to prove it.