Mastodawn

Release the socks!

@georgetakei Oof. Never a fun time. Wet clotheing never smells good after its been put in the dryer.

@georgetakei Or "Release the Socken!"

@georgetakei "One false move and the underwear gets it."

@georgetakei fitted sheets have to go it alone. #ThisIsTheWay

@georgetakei my mother knows how to both properly wash these and fold them.

I am thoroughly convinced that she's some sort of witch, or sacrificed something to be able to acquire such a power.