Liam 
People often ask me, how do I feel about working in the Bene Gesserit pain box factory, designing devices whose only purpose is to synthesise excruciating pain? Well I say I get to work on a product with best-in-field UX and an extraordinary recognition factor
Tom Magnanimous@liamvhogan opening the box to reveal a tiny guy with a wooden sledge. He turns to the camera and says "eh, it's a living" before returning to bashing your fingers with the hammer