A: That good boy had many baconz

B: Pet pigs are awesome

And delicious!

How do you know someone eats animals? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

aw you don’t eat animals?

that’s a lie.

You consumed 3 spiders last week while sleeping. God knows how many gnats and other bugs.

Stop acting all superior, the only thing you’ve got going for you is the certainty that you’ve eliminated mammals from your diet and are not subsisting on bugs.