Took the dogs for a poo walk before their dinner, which meant having to pass #LooseDog owners van. The dog was running riot in & out of traffic & chasing people cycling. Oh yay, more shit for my dogs to deal with from her.
The owner stepped away from the van, picked up speed towards me & shouted a big cheery "HELLOOOOO". I gave a curt hello back, told the dogs "come on" & walked off. I'm not drawing all that stress on me again.
As I reached the end of the path & turn round, she was under ...