Subway must be stoked. They don’t have to raise pay, and Panera is getting all the heat.

Anyone that voluntarily eats at Subway was probably a lost cause to begin with.

Nice meme.

I can tell you can think for yourself.

Subway sandwiches are pretty damn disappointing. People commonly say that for a real reason.

I say this as someone who used to work in a part of town that had two walkable options for lunch. 1) the office refrigerator, or 2) subway. I ate a lot of subway when I was too lazy to brown bag it. Having sampled that entire shitty menu, I can confidently say that place makes the saddest sandwich in town.

People commonly say that for a real reason.

Yeah, it’s because most people can’t think for themselves and just want to fit in with others.

I see it all the time.

If my dog could talk, this is what she would tell me after she ate cat shit.