LaffyMar 8, 2024

Lol. #EJeanCarroll is awesome.

Via Klasfeld:

That said, it's hard to imagine E. Jean Carroll would oppose its approval.

From her triumphant newsletter:

"SURPRISE! #Trump just posted a bond to the stupendous amount of of $91,600,000."

Then, she adds this:

"Though the illustrious Robbie Kaplan is strong enough to yank a golden toilet out of the floor at Trump Tower & toss it thru the window, this bond saves Robbie the trouble of showing up w US Marshals on Mon. to do so."

Show threadLawrence
@GottaLaff Thought experiment: if Carroll were to offer to forgive Trump 3/4 of the judgement he owes her in exchange for a sincere apology on national TV in which he admits wrongdoing, would he take her up? No, of course not, he is incapable.
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Show threadLaffyMar 8, 2024

@tersenurse Why even give up 3/4 of the judgement when this is something he should do for free?

If he needs a monetary incentive, he'd never do it anyway.