Backend Requirements: “When x,y goes in, I want x+y to come out!” - Okay

Frontend Requirements: “Well it needs to be more user-friendly, and have this rockstar wow effect” - Yea wtf are you even talking about? You want me to add random glitter explosions, because I found a script for that, that’s pretty ‘wow effect’ right?

Actually the front end stuff is more like “we need to make the ‘sign in’ button bigger. No one can click it because it’s tiny, and it’s in German.”

Marketing want us to add more typos to make the site feel more “friendly”.

As a SaaS founder I’m now wondering if this actually works. Will have to talk to the front-end devs on Monday.