I'm going to do everything in my power to make this one of those weekly memes.
@epidiah ah, the safety of a ham-colored house
@epidiah OK, so we have Garfield on Monday and Heathcliff for Thursday. We need five more cartoon cats to complete the pantheon.
@epidiah ladies and gentlemen, the Thursay

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i think therefore i ham.

they see me rollin they salivating

Ham!

The ultimate in HAMTECH

HAMBUTTON
@ramsey @epidiah @vmbrasseur if that button doesn't order me a slab of bacon with same-day delivery, I'm flipping a table.

@epidiah Is this completely nonsensical or is there some reason behind it?

I'm not familiar with Heathcliff, but apparently it favors a certain absurdism (which might be my thing).

@JonasJRichter @epidiah Heathcliff is awash in wonderful absurdism. Children love the meat tank. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x8Ad3VS6cQ
Children Love the Meat Tank

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@JonasJRichter @epidiah I think the first really widely observed theme in Heathcliff's absurdism was the Garbage Ape who kept appearing for a while, the baseball helmets with various words on them, and then ham started showing up as a theme and it was fantastic

Hot Dad also made songs about the Garbage Ape and ham of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHU-1EOPGs4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ab1_Mdcqc

the garbage ape (widescreen)

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Jesus, is it Thursday again already?