Flying SquidMy plan is to crumble with it.
CryophiliaIn 60 years all you dumb fucks are gonna be old and broke as fuck and demanding the next generations pay for your stupid asses through higher taxes.
Save your fucking money. The world might not end.
starman2112Holy cow, how did I never think about saving my money? It’s such an obvious solution! I can save so much by just saving! Sure, after rent, bills, and other expenses I only make about $100 of profit every month, but if I just save that $100, I’ll only have to work 16 years for every year I’m retired. By the time I hit 96, I’ll have enough saved to live to the age of 100!
Yeah yeah. I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to all the idiots in this thread who refuse to save money even though they could
You’re getting angry at people which don’t exist
Literally the next response down from yours rofl
Literally the next response down from yours rofl
You linked me to a comment which is explicitly telling people to save money. You melon
First of all, fuck you and your matriarchal line back to the mud your family crawled out of. Don’t try to insult me, I’m better at it.
Second, for some reason when I try to link the comment in question, lemmy only lets me link the parent comment (mine). Even clicking the “get link” button brings me to the parent comment.
Which, if your head weren’t made of vanilla poundcake, would be a minor inconvenience since I literally told you to look the next comment down. But, you know, since you’re differently abled, I’ll quote it for you:
The world will be fine. Its human society or specifically the working class who are fucked. Mostly by food scarcity due to drought and/or climate collapse.
We are already in the age of mass die offs, and low level extinctions, by the early 2030s mass extinctions will be the norm and by 2050naround 50% of all crops globally will fail on average. And that’s only if thing stay the same trajectory as they are now. Major events like the gulf stream collapsing could make things much worse much quicker.
So I think I will just spend my money enjoying life while I can, before the global famines happen :)
- @gmtom
I didn’t even make it past the first paragraph. You legitimately made a terrible insult, then told them to take a seat because you’re better at shit talking. For the future, don’t brag about talking shit as a forn of talking shit. It just comes off as insecure and really kills it.
I didn’t even make it past the first paragraph.
Figured. I’m just glad you’re making progress at literacy.
I wasn’t even the person that your last comment was for. Try again.
Accurate commentary on your skills tho
You’re the one who can’t link something right and you come and behave like this? You shouldn’t be a member of the human race.
I’d rather be human than whatever you are
Unfortunately for us both I am a human. Not something I am proud of being and you have decided today to make yourself one of the numerous reasons I am not proud to be a human.
Imagine being dependent on external sources of Vitamin C? It’s truly disappointing considering most other living things are capable of such a function. Even worse imagine lacking that and having the gumption to call yourself the most important species on the planet, while also commiting genocide against members of your own spices, and trashing the planet. Humanity is assuredly a messed up species.
Bro you suck at insults.
What do you mean? Removed by mod is the best insult.