Uh...oh....
Uh...oh....
Iām afraid this will be underappreciated, but you have my upvote.
ā¦and my axe (or something)
43 percent thought God helped Tim Tebow throw touchdowns. Letās keep this going.
What keeping this going might look like: Less than half can name all 3 branches of US government, with 26 percent unable to name a single branch.
Only about one third of Americans know that itās Thomas Jefferson on the nickel.
These people vote.
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They say sixty-five percent of all statistics
Are made up right there on the spot
Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em
Whether theyāre accurate statistics or not
Now, I donāt know what you believe
But I do know thereās no doubt
I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof
I got too much to think about