Uh...oh.... - Lemmy.World

Did you get CSS as well? I heard if you get one you probably have the other.
You should get checked about JS too, I’ve heard it is the worst one of them.
Yeah it is but the doc can write you a script for that.
Yeah, I do. It’s over there, slightly to the left
Huh I always thought most people got that somewhere in their head…
Ah of course, the well known Kighly Transmittable Male Ligma
What’s ligma? /s
The modern version of a henway
How about HDMI?
The most terrible and awful disease.
I thought it was an infection…
both, both is good.
std::cout << ā€œDo you have HTML?ā€;
Don’t forget the endl !
endSegmentation fault. Core dumped
Oh right, the real end-of-line! :-P
HTML has nothing to do with sex.

I’m afraid this will be underappreciated, but you have my upvote.

…and my axe (or something)

Okay then - I mean it’s a missed opportunity to also choose this guy’s wife (maybe Lemnify that a bit and say to also choose this person’s partner?), but it works for me! :-P
Can we pretend that I shared the ā€œI understood that referenceā€ Captain America meme right here where it belongs?
What you mean, pornhub has HTML.
If I had known that in college I might have gotten an actual STD.
Only 1 in 100 Americans knows that HTML was named for "hot metal" after an type of ancient torture device.
As long as they don’t screw with the code

43 percent thought God helped Tim Tebow throw touchdowns. Let’s keep this going.

What keeping this going might look like: Less than half can name all 3 branches of US government, with 26 percent unable to name a single branch.

Only about one third of Americans know that it’s Thomas Jefferson on the nickel.

These people vote.

Poll: 43% say God helps Tim Tebow win

Tim Tebow isn’t alone when he thanks God for a win. According to a recent poll, 43% believe divine intervention is responsible for at least some of the Denver Broncos quarterback’s succ…

New York Daily News
Searx (search engine) : how to treat Html?
Surely you mean <ul>…<ol>…</ol></ul>
They might have a point.

They say sixty-five percent of all statistics

Are made up right there on the spot

Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em

Whether they’re accurate statistics or not

Now, I don’t know what you believe

But I do know there’s no doubt

I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof

I got too much to think about

Half of them, seriously?