Me: What is it, Endless Screaming bot?
ESB: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Me: Little Billy?
ESB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Me: Trapped in a well?
ESB: AAAAAHHHHHH
Me: Come on then, we have to save him!
@LoganFive
Turns out it was little Timmy, who fell in the other well.
The funeral is Thursday. 😭