Use a British Challenger tank to heat your water instead

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Use a British Challenger tank to heat your water instead - lemm.ee

Microwave : boils water
Stovetop : boils water
Electric stovetop : boils water
Induction stovetop : boils water
Electric kettle : boils water
Open flame : boils water

Bri’ish “people” : *pretending they have any sense of taste* “mIcRoWavE wA’eR taSte difFerenT.”

You’ve missed the way that British people actually boil water though, thus missing the true reason that we’re superior.
We get it, you boil water with your anus.
By the grace of God and our monarch we boil water however the fuck we please 🇬🇧💂🇬🇧💂🇬🇧
Ah, so with the Queen’s anus, got it.
King’s anus, at least keep the insults relevant and up to date please.
They still have a Queen. It’s just not Queen Elizabeth II, it’s Camilla.
You mean the King’s Consort? You really are a pleb.
List of British royal consorts - Wikipedia

Difference = Virtually 0, only genetic.

They still hold 0 power either way.
King, Queen, or King/Queen’s consort their still just figureheads no different than a celebrity.

Also, she’s going to be a Queen Dowager very soon. 😏

Incorrect the monarch is technically the head of the British army, therefore they can technically declare war on another country, the consort has no power so can’t do this.

Secondly the monarch passes laws set out by parliament in other words the monarch could technically deny a law from passing, the consort has no power so can’t do this.

Thirdly the monarch has the power to close the government down and also the power to create a new government, the consort has no power so can’t do this.

Should I go on?

Let’s see them declare war without Parliament then, when was the last time 1939?
Mate your wrong, you don’t know what your on about and your doubling down. Just stop.

Dude. It was deadass 1939.

“The last time the UK declared war without first seeking advice from Parliament was in 1939 when the UK declared war against Germany. This declaration of war occurred before Parliament had the opportunity to provide input or approval. Since then, there have been significant developments in the process of seeking parliamentary approval for military action in the UK.”

All I hear is “wElL TeChNiCaLlY tHeY hAvE xYz pOwEr”, let’s see it then, let’s see them actually use it, by themselves, 0 input from parliament.

You’ve completely changed what you were arguing about and blatantly have sock puppet accounts. Freak.

You’ve completely changed what you were arguing

No. I haven’t. Literally all I did was fix a minor typo I made when it was 4am at night.

And I wasn’t once being fully serious, dumbass. You really think I’d lead an argument with “king finna die soon” and seriously 100% mean anything following? You can’t be serious.

“AnYOnE whO disAgrees witH mE mUSt hAvE socK pUppet aCcouNts”

You’re a really sore loser. you know that right? If I “blatantly have sock puppet accounts” wouldn’t the upvotes and down votes be more consistent? Bruh.
Literally the only other account I have is [email protected] because lemmy.world de-federates and goes down too much.
You’re just making excuses to try save face now. who’s the freak? The one who backed up with a source, or the one who got butt hurt and started name calling?

Fun little fact for you.

I haven’t even once voted on your comments. Well, except you’re stupid “freak” comment just now, because you’re now just being blatantly rude.
fuckin mental bruv.

Yeah, you’re still the freak. Lil bit too defensive.
You’re cringe and really really sad, I feel sorry for you, getting angry over jokes poking fun at the UK government.
Mate, here’s the best part, if you knew anything, you’d know everyone is talking about the Kings anus atm lol

Queen Dowager

Remember this?
I’m well aware of his cancer.
It’s not in his ass tho, it was just discovered while they fingered his enlarged prostate.