Whats the nost bizzare local story from your city?

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Whats the nost bizzare local story from your city? - Divisions by zero

A memory of the wildest ever story just came to me and I wanna hear from everyone.

A schizophrenic man killed his parents and fled on a cross country pursuit from the police at the advice of his dog.

I wish my dog was that much of an intellectual.

F*** you, feed me.

Now put me out.

Here’s a squeaky toy Don’t spend it all in one place.

Your dog is a cat
You’re not wrong.
I’d pay to watch that movie