Cows Look Like MapsLately, I've switched from coffee to a nice, soothing cup of tea.
NegativeLookBehindAs a caffeine addict, I prefer black tea because it has a shitload of caffeine in it, but makes me less jittery than coffee. However, coffee just tastes better. So I just drink both, consecutively.
SatansMaggotyCumFartPut a tea bag in a mug of coffee.
You blasphemous mongrel
So no to chai lattes then?
I’m not cultured enough for such elegant indulgences