joevfound out that in all parts of the world outside the reach of US copyright, there is a duracell bunny
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duracell_Bunny
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duracell_Bunny
wait, apparently duracell bunny is the original, and energizer bunny is a later parody. but duracell’s lawyers completely blew the trademark case in the US?
my world view is absolutely crumbling
imagine if someone who looks like you but with cool shades and way more swag moved to your town, and is so much better that everyone forgets your name and then a jury of your peers exiles you to south america. that's basically what happened to duracell bunny