LemmyKnowsBestFeb 26, 2024

Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ...

https://lemmy.world/post/12435643

Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ... - Lemmy.World

1) over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and 2) can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆Feb 26, 2024
I vote for having penis, balls, butt, labia and titty emojis.
Show threadsome_designer_dudeFeb 26, 2024

Where does it end? Anuses (anii?), dildos, ball-gags, pierced v. unpierced, big boobs, small boobs, all in each skin tone…

The eggplant is fine. Maybe a sausage or hotdog would be better in the long run and easier to implement.

Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆Feb 26, 2024
I mean they have a system where you can long press one and get different versions of it, so you could fit a bunch of them together like piercings or grouping dildos with dicks. Because we also need the various skin tones and styles so everyone feels included.
Show threadsome_designer_dudeFeb 26, 2024
Big dicks, small dicks… Long-press for various skin tones and degrees of erectness.
Show threadstelelor
The longer you press, the longer it gets?
Feb 26, 2024 at 10:49pmWeb